The very, very not safe for work [‘State of the Union’ for PETA](http://wonkette.com/politics/peta/state-of-the-union-nekkid-girl-tortured-puppies-230499.php), the animal
rights fanatics in the US, features a gradually undressing
woman ranting about animal rights. What has to be wrong with
your cause that you need to resort to this kind of thing
to get your message across? (I’m linking to Wonkette rather
than PETA, in the hopes that it’ll encourage PETA less…)